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on the planet of the…

TREBLE

DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

dieselcrab:

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im about to test the limits of discord nitro

we are almost there folks

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

Let me win, you fool.

is this how we play this game? very well.

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

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despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

the-lumpfish-king:

but-the-library-of-alexandria:

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you’re at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you’re beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn’t even have ibuprofen

twelverriver:

i’m obsessed with him

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exponentiallygayrobot:

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Middle-aged magical girl.

She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all.
Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*

Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don’t mess with my time off :p

Why are people tagging this ’#wonder sparkle princess’ like that’s a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

She isn’t 29 years old. She’s been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she’d be 43.

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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.

kirbylord:

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner